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G​.​S​.​S​.​R. (Gnomewegian Soviet Socialist Republics)

by Garden Gnome

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After the execution of the Gnomenov family, Gnomeway was thrusted into turmoil. The only way for the Gnomewegians to regain their footing on the world stage was to embrace the lowest common degnominator; the common gnome. The Gnomesheviks quickly gained power in the G.S.S.R. and showed gnomercy to the bourgeoisie. In fact, the Gnomewegian middle class was all banished to forced labor gardens, where many of them perished. Not even the [L]maoist gnomes were spared. The Gnomesheviks used the harsh labor gardens to construct the gnome bomba, the fiercest nuclear munition ever constructed, one which could end all life in Gnomeway and turn the landscape into a pure infergnome, and the Gnomewegian Chaos Gods did weep.

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released January 1, 2023

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